WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!
Morning, Bastards. Nearly a month since i posted... don't like it? complain to your mother.
What's been happening? Well, where i should telling you to mind your own business, i'm gonna fill you in. Some good times have happened, plenty of booze, sex and dog hair. (Dog hair and sex came separately of course, but AS IF you're going to believe that now i've said it)
I'm STILL not 100% from being ill, here's a tip... don't do Comedy Powder after a severe viral infection... REALLY stupid move. It drops your immune system completely JUST when you need it.
Mardi Gras came and went... was a very quiet one this year and was gutted.. was supposed to be hitting New Orleans for Mardi Gras but nope, the universe had other plans. Boredom and Pancakes. It should have been Colourful, dancing, Zydeco, beads, urinating in the street and seeing lots of boobs, but instead i got stuck with a scene similar to Russia back in the 80's... cold, black and white grainy Eastern European violin background bullshit. If there is a god, he needs a fuckin' slap.
Right! my hateful rant for the day! (if the others weren't hateful enough for you)...... Where have all the good bands gone? SERIOUSLY.... i'm listening to the album "Hang-Ups" by Goldfinger..... that album is a fucking BLISTERINGLY good album. Superman, My head, 20 cent goodbye, Chris Cayton, Carlita, Skiers Must Perish.... fucking CHILDHOOD right there... well.. teen years. but suddenly, Goldfinger SUCK. well, it wasn't that sudden... they've sucked since after Stomping Ground... but look at this this way... bands that have lost their balls....
-Goldfinger
-Mad Caddies
-Rancid (come on Tim, sort it out son.)
-Suicide Machines
-Reel Big Fish
-NOFX
and MANY others....
The only band i SHOULD have put on there but haven't is Less Than Jake. This band is TRULY special... these guys were amazing, but then went down the slope... they sucked harder than Michael Barrymore on a dead blokes wrinkle stick. BUT, even though they sucked so bad (almost went emo, dropped the horn section completely) has anyone heard their newer stuff? RIGHT back to where it was meant to fuckin' be... back in the sunshine, back with the horns, and back with me dressed as a woman staggering around letting chinese hookers snort Silly Dust off of my botty while i cry and wonder where my life has gone.
Anyway, running out of things to say.... i'm sure only one special person will read this, and if you are, it's dedicated to you.
A lovely slice of hate and bitching JUST for you :)
Dasvidaniya you bunch of Cunts <3 xxxxx
