A man is at work, crying. A colleague comes over and says 'Lionel, you alright mate?' so Lionel says 'nah man, my uncle died' the other guy says 'oh no, that's terrible!! How did it happen?!' . . . . 'well, he was cleaning the windows in a paint factory, slipped, and fell in a vat of varnish and drowned' the other guy says 'oh my god, that's a terrible way to go!' and Lionel says 'On the contrary, the chief inspector said he had a beautiful finish'
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