Hello people, this is the start of a new, Terrible.... TERRIBLE thing.
Before we start, i am NOT perfect, So you will probably get all kinds of spelling mistakes. This is because i am often drunk and if I'm not drunk, you can be certain I'm probably hungover. Over this Blog you will be following the life of me... who am i and why should you give a shit?
Well, I'm a 26 year old male who has partially already given up on life... this isn't a bad thing, it makes me hate the world in all sorts of wonderful ways that amuse others, but at the same time i'm a very happy person. This bizarre mix up of feelings and ideas keeps everyone on their toes and makes me VERY unpredictable. Like poking a sleeping cat in the face multiple times.... I'm either going to roll over and lick your hand, laying on my back wanting attention, or I'm going to fucking bite you. Isn't this exciting? :D
Well... today has been a funny day.... its 3PM and already, it's snowed heavily, i've told one friend i am going to make love to his grandmother, i've made a joke that has possibly offended my best friend to the point i should be ashamed. (I basically - but accidently, made a joke insulting his friends very recently deceased father. FUCK) Sadly, i've not had the opportunity to make anyones day a nice happy place to be. I know i must seem like a real arsehole, but i am actually a very kind and gentle person that is loved by multiple people. Once y'all get know me, you'll figure out i have quite a big heart.
Jesus H. Robotnik, Does anyone else get an Acidy stomach from pickled onions? These aren't just pickled onions... these are Nana's pickled onions! They taste HEAVENLY but would put Chernobyl to shame in terms of radiation. I'm pretty sure they've made me infertile..... maybe thats why i'm going thin on top and feel queezy! Radiation poisoning! Luckily i have a shaved head, so the ladies can't tell i'm at the shallow end of the gene pool ;)
This blog will be updated often.... sometimes, i might even pop in and give you a well written article about stuff! I'm only gonna update it when i can be bothered but do expect a daily update or a daily post! In all honesty, your feedback is majorly important as it will shape the future of my blogs. If you like my sense of humour for instance, i might start a web comic. If you like my interests, i will write more articles on things. I am a completely interactive person ;)
Tatty Bye my little Cherubs ^_^
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